The Ten Worst Things to Hear in a Tattoo Shop

10. Do you mind paying me up front? For some reason, most folks stiff me if I don’t get the money before I do the work.

9. I haven’t learned how to draw a Grim Reaper yet, so I did a naked chick hugging Mickey Mouse instead.

8. Don’t worry, this is a one of a kind tattoo. Your clover has five leaves, not four.

7. I’d like you to meet my father-in-law, he’s a laser removal specialist.

6. Just let me toss back another shot and we’ll get started.

5. You mean B-O-O-B doesn't?t spell ?Bob??

4. If you don’t like it, don’t panic. I do bitchin’ cover-ups.

3. Latex gloves are for sissies.

2. A Screaming Eagle?! I thought you said “A Preening Beagle”.

1. OOPS!